Come on Ms.Ayuub!!

On 9th of July, an article by Rana Ayuub and its consequent censorship by DNA sent the whole twitter world in a tizzy. Now, though I don’t support any form of censorship of the written word, I do have issues with a vindictive venom spewing article based on lies and misrepresentation. Hence, I am going to attempt to refute the said article to the best of my abilities.
Now, this of course will be a slightly long winded article as I quote her and refute so bear with me.

“Late last week, a special CBI court adjourned the bail application of Amit Shah in the Sohrabuddin and Tulsi Prajapati fake encounter cases, accepting his excuse that he was engaged in political work in New Delhi”.
A man out on bail, wouldn’t apply for a bail application. So, at the very onset, it is hard for me to trust the credibility of the article.

“Shah, 49, the first serving Home minister of a state to have gone behind bars in a criminal case of murder and conspiracy”

I can’t refute this on facts. Yes, he was in jail for charges of murder, conspiracy and extortion among other charges in 2010. But let me clarify, he was charge sheeted based on preliminary investigation. The case is sub judice and the charges haven’t been proved yet so declaring him a criminal before the court does, is over enthusiastic journalism. Whatever happened to INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY?

“.... the man who waved the magic wand for BJP in Uttar Pradesh, the PM’s confidante and the number two in the government now takes over the reins of the party”
Whooaaa!! Number 2 in the GOVERNMENT? If Ms. Ayuub said number 1,2,3 in the PARTY, I would have gladly accepted it. But in the government? I don’t think Mr. Jaitley, Mrs. Swaraj or Mr. Rajnath would take very kindly to that statement. Wishful thinking Ms. Ayuub?

“Amit Shah had twice in the past sought exemption from personal appearance citing political work, but the then CBI judge JT Utpat had found his excuse inadequate for the court to grant him relief. On June 20, while hearing the application, Utpat allowed the same but made a scathing remark “Everytime you are giving this exemption application without assigning any reason,” he told Shahs counsel”.
Exemption from personal appearance, is an extremely routine affair. Wonder why Ms.Ayuub was so hell bent on making it sound like he was evading the law. Also, let’s give the judiciary a little credit here, if the judge had found the “excuse” so very inadequate, he wouldn’t grant the exemption no? Plus, at this point, i’m still wondering what application are we talking about here? The bail application of a man out on bail, or the exemption from personal appearance application?

“In less than a week, Utpat was transferred to a Pune court before he could preside over Shahs discharge application. Shah managed his way out with a tried and tested formula of transferring judges, practiced brazenly in his home state of Gujarat through his tenure as Home Minister.”


Ok then! This here might take a little explaining. Let me first go on a little definition expedition.
Bail Application :  "procure the release of a person from legal custody, by undertaking that he/she shall appear at the time and place designated and submit him/herself to the jurisdiction and judgment of the court." and an application for the same is a BAIL APPLICATION

Discharge Application: Section 239, Crpc when accused shall be discharged. - (1) If, upon considering the police report and the documents sent with it under Section 173 and making such examination, if any, of the accused as the Magistrate thinks necessary and after giving the prosecution and the accused an opportunity of being heard, the Magistrate considers the charge against the accused to be groundless, he shall discharge the accused, and record his reasons for so doing.

As evident, the two concepts are extremely different. If I safely presume that a man out on bail wouldn’t apply for bail, I can also assume that it was a DISCHARGE APPLICATION hearing. This by default means, they were contesting that there isn’t the charges are groundless. I think Ms.Ayuub needs to do her research before writing. The “power of the pen” will be exponentially multiplied then.

Now coming to Amit Shah with a Harry Potter wand transferring judges ad nauseum. (Brazenly I might add)
The High Court has made it mandatory for judicial officers to be transferred every three years, usually to happen in the summer vacations.
Also, according to several newspaper reports the Bombay High Court had "acceded to a request made by Utpat" for a transfer to Pune because of his daughter's education.
I find it a little suspect when Ms.Ayuub conveniently forgets to mention that in her eloquent article.
Besides, let’s not get into how many judges are transferred annually in every state. I wouldn’t want to sermonise a brilliant journalist.


“...If the SIT verdict on Narendra Modi’s role in the Gujarat encounters is to be held as the final word, by virtue of it being monitored by the apex court, it is baffling then that Narendra Modi who promised clean and transparent governance to this country and setting up fast track courts to look into cases of criminal charges against politicians has turned a blind eye to Shah’s criminal past.”

Come on Ms.Ayuub! Your article is fast going from the bizarre to ridiculous!
Again, Definition :
SIT: SPECIAL INVESTIGATION TEAM. It is a civilian agency responsible for investigating circumstances involving police and civilians that have resulted in a corruption, misuse of power, death, serious injury, or allegations of sexual assault. However all full-time SIT investigators are former law enforcement personnel or have worked for law enforcement agencies.
In which parallel universe do you consider that SIT has the power to deliver VERDICTS? You cant cloak your lack of research by simply adding a line that starts with “by virtue...”

“With Shah’s induction on the national scene first as the General Secretary of the BJP and now as the BJP President, Modi has risked his own political image for the sake of his ally and friend who has put to shame the best political pundits and strategists from North India with his shrewd manoeuvring.”

So, by your argument, if modi’s political image has been compromised since Amit Shah was inducted as the general secretary of BJP, pray tell, how did he win a sweeping majority in 2014 elections? Or are we not to consider that as a yardstick for his political image?
As far as SHREWD MANOEUVRING goes. That’s politics honey. And if you don’t agree with his methods, by all means, write an article explaining his shrewd manoeuvres and critique. If you can’t, your statement is moot and baseless.

“It was under his tenure as Home Minister that the Gujarat police went on a spree of fake encounters in the state – holding regular press conferences for the media with the bodies of the alleged assassins on display. The officers would claim that the Gujarat CM was under threat from jihadists who were out to assassinate the man who brought back Hindu asmita in Gujarat.”
Sohrabuddin Sheikh was accused of possessing 40 AK-47 assault rifles that were recovered from his house in Jharania village of Ujjain district in 1995.At the time of his killing, he also had more than 60 pending cases against him, ranging from extorting protection money from marble factories in Gujarat and Rajasthan, to arms smuggling in Madhya Pradesh, to murder cases both in Gujarat and Rajasthan. Sheikh was a notorious underworld criminal with links to the Sharifkhan Pathan alias Chhota Dawood and Abdul Latif gangs, and with Rasool Parti and Brajesh Singh, both known to be close to India's underworld kingpin Dawood Ibrahim.To escape the police, Sheikh fled with his family from Gujarat to the city of Hyderabad in the state of Telangana.
(source : Wikipedia)
Yes, the police do claim that the then CM was under threat from Jihadist forces. Are you telling me that 40 AK47 assault weapons were Christmas gifts from Sohrabbudin and Kauser bi for their children?
Let me clarify, I don’t support so called “fake encounters” because I trust the legal system. But I would want to ask you a simple question. If u had to stand in front of the barrel of a gun, would you rather have the police holding it, or sohrabbudin? While you fight and weep for the human rights of terrorists, a small mention of the lives they were out to destroy would have been appreciated.

“Minister of the state was using state machinery to snoop on innocent civilians, monitoring their moves. In this particular case, a young woman whose movements, including aspects of her personal life were being reported to the CM on a daily basis.”

 "I was satisfied with the safety measures taken by the Gujarat Government when my lives were under threat and when I am not complaining what happened in 2009 there is a sinister campaign to target my reputation and of my family,"
Again, I respect the judiciary too much to comment here. But if YOU must, maybe you should mention ALL the details. Not the ones that perhaps suit your agenda best.


“But even if one were to dismiss these actions against officials, lawyers, judges who played significant roles in the criminal justice process involving Amit Shah as conjectures, will it not be pertinent to suggest that by appointing Shah as the BJP President, Modi has acted in contradiction to his promise of a free and fair government, which will have no space for vindictiveness. Hasn’t Modi and the BJP under the guidance of the RSS just made the first attack on the principle of clean governance on the basis of which the party came to power?”

I think I have already refuted Ms.Ayuubs point about transfers etc. I wouldn’t repeat myself like Ms.Ayuub unfortunately does.
When you suggest Ms. Ayuub, that by appointing Shah, Modi has acted in contradiction to his promise of a free and fair GOVERNMENT, well, Shah is not a part of the GOVERNMENT. He will be once he is exonerated. But not just yet. So I have to wonder what you are going on and on about here.
(I won’t write an essay on how the concept of “vindictiveness” makes absolutely zero sense in the given context also “Guidance of RSS”- Back to cocktail journalism are we?)

“Prime Minister Narendra Modi needs to answer this one.”


This has been a general contention from all commies and leftists. Sadly, that’s not about to happen any time soon, since your questions are ultimately as baseless as your article.


Note: In my fervent rebuttal, I have tried to not comment on the merits of the ongoing cases. As a citizen, I think it necessary to let the judiciary do its job and not assume the role of the judge. I stand firmly against Media censorship, but I stand firmly against trial by media too. Also, I just wouldn’t give Ms. Ayuub the satisfaction that her article got the ball rolling for a ridiculous media trial. 

Rantings of a Feminist


But why can’t he do it?

She woke up and cooked? Never mind that she does all of that and rush to work. That isn’t a sign of feminism. I mean, who doesn’t work? But why cook for god’s sake? And cook for a man? Oh she must be a push over. Doesn’t have pride in being a woman at all. I mean, why can’t her husband cook? Why can’t he clean? Or iron? Or bear a child? Or get periods? Never mind that he treats her with respect. Loves her. Honours her. Cherishes her. Feels pride in her success. Encourages her ambitions.

That isn’t supporting feminism at all! What is feminism if not being a man? Men don’t stay at home to care for the house. If they do, they are impotent. Can’t provide for the family. If a woman stays at home, she’s a not a feminist at all. She should be out there. Working. Earning. Ruling the world. So what if she doesn’t want to? So what if she wants to mother a child and turn him into a man? That isn’t her choice! Feminism isn’t a womans choice! She’s got to be a feminist. And that of course means to hell with everything else. She has to go out and prove her worth. Prove that she’s better than a man. Mothering a child is so passé. And staying home to take of that child?? Oh heaven forbid! What would people think? Or say? That she’s just a woman who takes care of the family? Oh that is just so downright disrespectful. That doesn’t prove that she’s better than a man. So what if she’s doing something no man can do? So what if she wants to raise a man? Feminism is BEING a man, not RAISING one. Feminism isn’t about choices either. Whoever said women should have the freedom of choice was an idiot. There is just one choice. BE A MAN! Yes yes, let’s not all get alarmed here. She can still put make up and wear anything she wants, infact she is encouraged to be as feminine as she can possibly be. Helps the cause you see. Feminism is dressing up like the sexiest woman alive, but not giving anyone the right to call u sexy, because that is so chauvinistic of course. You see, women need to look like women. But be men. Because that’s what proves that we are women who are better than men. Because if u aren’t a man, how would a man possibly treat you as an intellectual and social equal? If she doesn’t abuse, how would he possibly know she can be a better man? That she’s better? Oh no no no, she needs to be a MAN. BE A MAN. BE A MAN FOR GODS SAKE!

My own brand of ITUTU


I have been asked, to write about something that more closely relates to the age bracket I belong to. I’m guessing, that would mean writing about love, and relationships, and friendships, and how I loved and lost, and how now I found the one. Or, how my friend left me in the doldrums for his promiscuous girlfriend and how that changed my perception about friendship and watered the seedling of mistrust. Or how that first boyfriend, broke my heart into a million pieces. And how, ultimately, I could rise above it all, to become a stronger person. I TRIED. I tried to write about the lost little 16 year old I once was. Or the things I have learnt in the process of getting my heart skinned. I FAILED. I'm not saying I haven’t got my heart broken, or made mistakes. Some of my decisions have most certainly been far from desirable. I may even go as far as to say that I might serve as a cautionary tale for a very well written book that must be titled “decisions one should never make”.

 But, I have never really belonged to the age group I should ideally belong to. That’s not necessarily a good thing, but that’s just how its been most my life. I have never been the nail painting, pink loving, boy chasing 16 year old. And I am not, the working during the day, drinking during the night, reading Chetan Bhagat, saying TO HELL WITH THE WORLD , using phrases like I LIVE MAH LIFE THE WAY I WANNA” sort of 25 year old. I generally don’t have a problem enunciating words in their entirety. MY has never really been MAH for me. And I have confined myself to saying WANT TO and not WANNA.I hate conformists, and I would probably be quite a rebel if I tried to change the the English language to sound infinitely cooler.

Which is of course the need of the hour. I, unfortunately, am a simple conformist. Conforming to how our predecessors intended language to be. Does that make me uncool? Probably. Do I think being idiotically cool is necessary? I think not! I have never really been a fan of idiosyncratic coolness. I have dated the cool guy who needed to pull up his pants about 8 bucks north and learn how to chew properly before he could even think of rapping! I thought I would grow to like his style, but the only thought I left that relationship with, is – Newton was so wrong. Some things do defy the laws of gravity, and not just on the moon! Alternately, Robert Farris Thompson, who is a professor of art history at Yale university,suggests that Itutu, which he translates as "mystic coolness", is one of the three pillars of a religious philosophy created in the 15th century by Yoruba and Igbo civilisations of West Africa. Cool,or Itutu, contained meanings of conciliation and gentleness of character, of generosity and grace, and the ability to difuse fights and disputes.

Yet, no where in these civilizations, do they refer to gravity defying pants, abusive music, and language altering abilities as a prerequisite of eternal coolness. So, maybe, there is hope for me. Maybe, I am my own brand of Itutu, even though i refuse to conform to the modern idea of nonconformity. Maybe, I am in-equipped to live with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain. And maybe, just maybe, I don't need to.

What goes around comes around?

Off late, my mind has been grappling to comprehend and rationalize the concept of destiny. So to speak, destiny means the predetermined or inevitable course of events, or the ultimate power or agency that predetermines the course of events. Having read this, the ultimate dilemma thus poses itself, whether I believe in destiny or not. I have been asked this question on several occasions, and my response to this question, on all occasions has been a feverish denial. But as i travel the course of life, inching my way forward, I have been forced to revalue and rethink my stance on the subject. The very definition of the term implies that as an individual, no matter what choices one makes in their life, the final outcome has been predetermined. By this logic, one could conclude that the pillar of humanity, free will, is a mere illusion. I had a hard time accepting the redundancy of free will.

 But on the other hand, I couldn't just dismiss the entire concept of destiny because it seemed inconvenient or incomprehensible. The other possible justification to destiny, is that every decision we make, leads us to an alternate path, changing our destiny in effect to that decision. This rationale, would propagate that we as individuals, make one unchangeable decision at every juncture of life, and that decision takes us on a path where our destiny would depend on the next unchangeable decision that we make at the very next juncture of our life. This rationale, though slightly more comprehensible, pegs another absolute question. What then is karma? Is it just a sequence of decisions one makes which in turn determines the path one lands up on? And if this is true, what is the role of the dispenser of fruits of karma if our destiny is predetermined anyway? Or is destiny nothing but the fruit of karma dispensed by the supreme power?

As an average 25 year old, it would be infinitely simpler to just give up and stick to my feverish denial, wondering in secrecy what the answers really are. But then, the little that I read about destiny and karma, I realized, that in every religion, including Spiritism and theosophy, these notions have long been present. Every culture, every religion, every philosophy, believes in some variation of the same ideology, just phrased differently if at all. What goes around comes around, you reap what you sow, even the law of cause and effect for that matter! For the time being, it suffices to say, that I neither accept or reject these theories. However, If we all truly believed, that our every action, would come back to haunt us, in the most basic and thus unimaginable way, the world would be a far better place. And on that account alone, I accept, that even without merit or proof, the intertwined theories of destiny and karma, seem downright tempting.